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9/05/2003

DIARY OF INDIGNITIES

Aug. 29, 2003: While fishing, became stuck hip-deep in foul mud, redolent with the scent of rotten eggs and man-ass. Mud would not wash off upon entering the water.

Also: waded into a pile of stingrays, and almost started to cry.

Also: accidentally stuck myself with various hooks and shit multiple times.

Also: only consistent catches were tiny, worthless saltwater catfish, quite literally smaller than my bait.

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