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2/15/2004

DIARY OF INDIGNITIES
As the result of a newfound desire to not be such a fat-ass, I have jettisoned my manhood and made my first foray into the world of frozen, microwaveable low-fat foodstuffs.


I know there's too much glare in this pic, but trust me... The packaging does not reflect the true nature of the contents.



I mean, this looks positively, uhhh... edible, right?



And this looks like someone gave my plate syphilis.


That's all I've got for now. I've been really busy... trying to find my balls.

Shit.

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