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Strove to find a way to punch people in the face by using the Internet.

3/11/2007

DIARY OF INDIGNITIES
Q: So what do you get when you cross a skateboard, an acorn and a woefully out-of-shape fat old man?
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A: 'Bout what you'd expect.

(It's not a mid-life crisis, unless you can have a mid-life crisis that starts when you're born. Also, just judging from my lifestyle and general appearance, I'm probably waaaay past the statistical midpoint.)

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